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I swear it's a fissure and not a wrinkle.

Gayle - IL

"A heavy rain should wash all that dog poop off your head."

S. Detwiler - Pittsburgh, PA

"Wait til they crack you open and get to your gooey center."

S. Detwiler - Pittsburgh, PA

"You were not here millions of years. You dropped from Hawaii's volcano two days ago."

S. Detwiler - Pittsburgh, PA

"If they crack you open, they'll see you're hiding a T-Rex bone."

S. Detwiler - Pittsburgh, PA

"Don't get huffy with me. You're a lump of coal; get over it."

S. Detwiler - Pittsburgh, PA

She complains I take her for granite, but I have tried to be gneiss.

J. Boyd - Amarillo, Tx

"I am NOT stubborn, I'm sedimentary."

edberger - ny, ny

"How dare you take me for granite!"

lawrence walters - Westchester, Calif.

"I'm not having an affair, that Geologist just carbon-dated me."

edberger - ny, ny

"Of course I have rocks for brains."

edberger - ny, ny

"I'm telling you, a glacier deposited me here."

edberger - ny, ny

I keep telling my wife she already looks great, but she's with her friends in the rock tumbler again.

PJ Ho - Pittsburgh, PA

"I beg your pardon. I never promised you a rock garden."

Michael Kuypers - Washington Twp., MI

"I'm running late. What time is the next landslide?"

Michael Kuypers - Washington Twp., MI

"It's better for us to never become well rounded - those guys are more likely to get rolled."

Teresa Dominici

Chicks go for the chiseled look...

Sredni in MO

I was part of Washington's nose - you?

Sredni in MO

Your looking thinner - have you been eroding?

Sredni in MO

Look out! I'm sliding at an inch per eon!! Save yourself!

Sredni in MO

You look marbelous!

Sredni in MO (Hi Phil and all)

My cousin Blarney gets all the love!

PJ Ho - Pittsburgh, PA

Is there a facebook page or alternative site to check for updates when/if the site goes dark again?

concerned - comic fan

"Dang it! I keep sitting on my pebbles!"

Audiowriter - Indiana

"Remember the other day when I kept leaking sand? Well, it wasn't kidney stones after all, I just had diarrhea."

Audiowriter - Indiana

"How can they tell that it's a kidney stone?"

Audiowriter - Indiana

I'm as hard as a rock!

Audiowriter - Indiana

Wanna make a Stonehenge?

Audiowriter - Indiana

The paleontologist used us to confirm that in the case of fossilized dinosaur nuts, the right one is always bigger.

Zenji

Well i hope you get moss where the sun doesn't shine.

Jim D - Avon, IN

I turned to lava when she kissed me.

Jim D - Avon, IN (Glad you are ok!

You are either a rock and/or a hard place, so don't make a move on me. To Phil Ryder: Please keep this site open, as I need the entertainment.

marvin sager - rockville, md

We visited the Rock of Gibraltar, Plymouth Rock, and the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame when we were gone but it sure is great to be back home again.

Gayle- formally known as Dreamer - IL

I don't want to gather moss any more.

J. Boyd - Amarillo, Tx - Phil contact me for some hints

"Ever since I moved to Colorado I'm always stoned."

Charlie S.

"I can't be in your band - I'm not musical and I don't roll."

Charlie S.

"That earthquake is always trying to get his rocks off."

Charlie S.

"Okay, you ask her out. After all, you're much boulder than I am."

Charlie S.

"We're here to test the new concept of an open air Hard Rock Cafe."

Charlie S.

So glad the site is back up and running!!

We Missed You - Phil

"My wife says she wouldn't trust me as far as she could throw me."

Michael Kuypers - Washington Twp., MI

"My brother's the original Jailhouse Rock. He's doing a billion years."

Michael Kuypers - Washington Twp., MI

"Don't bother turning around. I've seen your 'moon rock' impression."

Michael Kuypers - Washington Twp., MI

Sorry about the sudden shut-down of this site. I honestly don't know if it will be back up like it's supposed to be again or not. The company that hosts this site (addr. com) went completely dark for a while. I have no idea why. All I know is that there is no way to contact them. All of their phone lines are disconnected, their chat doesn't work, and they don't respond to email. That's actually been the case for some time now. Their site came back on line a few weeks ago, but it's still a massive fail. They claim to be working on the problem (according to a banner on their site). –I would change hosts, but I am pretty much HTML illiterate when it comes to the code that allows the captions to automatically post and be voted on. The person that set it up for me originally is on to other things and doesn't mess with HTML code anymore. As a result, changing hosts would be pretty useless. –Also, the site may appear to function from the front end, but I still can't get into the back end of the site to change anything. Feel free to post as much as you want, as long as it works for you. If and when I can get into the back end of the site to change it once a week, I will. –One more thing. My email doesn't work. Sorry if any of you tried to contact me. I'll let everyone know when and if that starts working too.

Phil Ryder - Somewhere in Florida

So, you're the original Rock A Billy?

S Hunt - Norton, VA

Test

Michael Kuypers - Washington Twp., MI

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