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Bad owner? You're like a doctor, you can bury you mistakes.

CWS

"My mom says if I don't do well in school I'll wind up just like you - a ditch digger."

Teresa Dominici

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nana - haiti

I let mom know you need some help.

linda - ca

Wow, the hole really is deep isn't it?

linda - CA

"Sorry Mr. Katz, when Spot built this trap he had something else in mind."

JOE SEITZ - PHILA PA

"Jeepers dad, it's just common sense - first the basement THEN the dog house."

JOE SEITZ - PHILA PA

"The blueprints clearly stated 'doghouse with wine cellar'."

JOE SEITZ - PHILA PA

"Yes Spot, I can see Jimmy fell down the well. You don't have to be Lassie to figure that one out."

JOE SEITZ - PHILA PA

"...and those 'opposed' to neutering Spot raise your hand."

JOE SEITZ - PHILA PA

Looks like your last endeavor left you in the hole...

Tom W - Lutherville Md

"I hear you. Well, you can stop looking for the dumb dog."

Brooklyn Guy - The Peach State

"That's right, son. The whole town is closing up and coming out to help."

Brooklyn Guy - The Peach State

I don't know why you are practicing, they arent going to build the wall.

linda - ca

"Nope...he doesn't have down the Vulcan salute yet."

Len M - New England

If this is going to be a habit, I can make you a list.

J. Boyd - Amarillo, Tx

I don't get it... You named the hole John...

Tom W - Lutherville Md

I still don't see how this is gonna be our new toilet...

Tom W - Lutherville Md

Hey, edberger... I'll let you out of this hole as soon as you've learned the difference between "spay" and "neuter"! LOL

Sam K Prince - Who Cares

Give me the twenty bucks first...

Tom W - Lutherville Md

Isn't it easier to fly here from China...

Tom W - Lutherville Md

"You're right, it's not as funny when you bury the punch line."

edberger - ny, ny

"I don't understand, you liked it when I buried you at the beach."

edberger - ny, ny

"Fido wants to know if you reconsidered having him spayed?"

edberger - ny, ny

Hey Joey it was dark, when I heard my Fido bark, bet it was not your goal, to end up falling in this hole, but everyone laughed cause you're the neighborhood narc.

Mr Limerick - Out There

No, you'll never get there with your 5 iron.

Ima Caddie - The seventh hole

Ok Johnny, you're an ambulance, now tell me why you wanted me to call you one?

Ron - Mpls

I told you Billy that the first step was a doosey.

Alucard - Transylvania

It was here that a young Pete from the Mod Squad first coined the phrase, "I can dig it"

Ron - Mpls

Why'd you think they call 'em pit bulls?

Sredni in MO

You again, Timmy?

Sredni in MO

You watched "The Great Escape" again, didn't you?

Sredni in MO

"So I guess Lex Luthor has been spraying the clouds with Kryptonite again, Superman???"

chazzer - IL

"Okay, okay, put your hand down Billy. Now does anyone /not in the hole/ wanna go for a walk???"

chazzer - IL

"Alright, drool hand Luke, you've gone and put the dirt outta my hole on Rex's pile, and he don't like that too much. Now you gotta put that dirt back into my hole and offa Rex's pile! C'mon, get a move on! I think we've got a failure to communicate...."

chazzer - IL

"Thanks, Mister, for gettin' my dog outta the hole. We gotta go, it's gettin' dark. See ya, thanks again!!!"

chazzer - IL

Next time that burglar will look twice before he jumps into your feces' hole.

marvin sager - rockville, md

"Holy holey, that's a whole lotta hole!!! Hold on, I'll look for something you can get ahold of."

chazzer - 'grats James Reardon - IL

"You must belong to the wife, but this is much worse than the hubby being in the dog house."

Charlie S.

"Your hatred of cat lovers is pretty deep."

Charlie S.

"I thought you buried only one bone at a time."

Charlie S.

"We found the dirt on this politician and now we'll bury him in it."

Charlie S.

"That's a great idea, Fido, for a cemetery. Vertical holes allow for more burials per acre."

Charlie S.

This guy will be dead when the tide comes in, and he wants me to high-five him?

Sam K Prince - Who Cares

Sorry, I don't know sign language, but I'll go home and Google it.

Sam K Prince - Who Cares

"You pushed him in? I hate to think what you would do if you weren't man's best friend!"

Cary Antebi - Brooklyn, NY

When you said you were moving down under I thought you meant Australia.

val - ingleside

"You need five more minutes to find your watch?"

lizzy g. - marina del rey, Calif.

"Well, don't just stand there...Get Lassie!"

Cary Antebi - Brooklyn, NY

"You're only supposed to bury bones WITHOUT flesh!"

Cary Antebi - Brooklyn, NY

"Grab my hand amigo. I see there isn't any wall that can stop you."

David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA

"Mr. Trump, isn't there any hole you can't climb out of?"

David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA

Well, looky here. The town bully is crying for help. I'll think about what to do after I relieve myself.

Sam K Prince - Who Cares

That proves it, Fido! My English teacher really doesn't know his @$$ from a hole in the ground!

Sam K Prince - Who Cares

"Sorry, Dad. Duke says he'd be more impressed if your foxhole had a fox in it."

Michael Kuypers - Washington Twp., MI

Aug. 2, 1992 -- Bobby's father invents the Low Five.

Michael Kuypers - Washington Twp., MI

"See, Mom? It isn't bottomless."

Michael Kuypers - Washington Twp., MI

"Agree to my terms, or I'll let Fido begin to back-fill."

Audiowriter - Indiana

"Is my homework down there?"

Audiowriter - Indiana

"Now that you have the basement finished, when are you going to build the rest of the outhouse?"

Audiowriter - Indiana

"One in a hole is not the same as a hole in one."

Audiowriter - Indiana

"Jeesh, these cartel drug smugglers are popping up everywhere!"

Audiowriter - Indiana

Wow, are you from China?

linda - ca

I knew it wasn't my dog digging tunnels

linda - ca

"I don't remember planting that."

Michael Kuypers - Washington Twp., MI

"Sorry, you lose, I picked, scissors!"

James Reardon - North Hollywood, CA

"You found five of Oscar's bones? One more to go and we'll pull you out."

David Winger - WoodlandHills, CA

"No, I won't pull your finger."

David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA

"Don't worry Bruno is a rescue dog. And he already called the paramedics."

David Winger - Woddland Hills, CA

"Oh. I forgot to tell you, Dad. He figured out what V-E-T spells."

Frank Monaco - Coconut Creek, Fla.

"My dog doesn't rescue people who fall into pits. He digs the pits people fall into."

Michael Kuypers - Washington Twp., MI

Dad I see you can but the pool needs to be much larger.

Jim D - Avon, IN

See Tommy I told you it only works in video games.

Jim D - Avon, IN

I see you forgot the first thing Rover taught you. Never dig deeper than your butt.

Jim D - Avon, IN

Well Dad let's talk about my allowance first.

Jim D - Avon, IN

Mom said it's just like the comment you made about her weight. You dug it you get yourself out it of.

Jim D - Avon, IN (Congrats James!)

Hey look, Rex.... He's CHINESE!

Quark - Deep South

You've done it again, Mister President!

Quark - Deep South

Sorry, Boss.... I can't hear you!

Quark - Deep South

My priorities are: My dog, my gun, and my wife. Guess where you sat on that list.

Quark - Deep South

Sorry, Martha, but I had a choice to make.... Divorce, or THIS!

Quark - Deep South

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