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Jim D - Avon, IN

When I am dancing in the dark I am the greatest dancer ever!

Jim D - Avon, IN

I trust you. If you were red I'd be worried you had a checkered past.

Jim D - Avon, IN

Here comes the eclipse!

Jim D - Avon, IN

It's either yes or no. There are no grey areas between us.

Jim D - Avon, IN (Congrats Teresa!)

Welcome to Welding-101 class. Now put on a dark helmet and watch what I do......

Quark - Deep South

"Y'know what my outfit lacks? Dark glasses!"

Michael Kuypers - Washington Twp., MI

As a career politician, this is my natural state - in the dark.

Zenji

Let's play 'touch and go', you touch and watch me go.

Mr X - Whereabouts Unknown

"I'm too paranoid about my acne to meet you."

S. Detwiler - Pittsburgh, PA

"Looking fat is all about the lighting."

S. Detwiler - Pittsburgh, PA

"Come on over and I'll show you how I play hide and seek."

S. Detwiler - Pittsburgh, PA

"Are you not feeling well? You're as white as a sheet."

Reyna La Braina - L. A.

"Gender card, I'm race card. I've heard a lot about you."

JOE SEITZ - PHILA PA

"UV rays, never touch the stuff, why do you ask?"

Dianne Cloutier - Milwaukee, WI

"Move over - your blocking all the light!"

Audiowriter - Indiana

C'mon over here and play 'Star Light Moon Light, Hope To See The Ghost Tonight'

The Beatnick - The 60's

"Let's face it, we're both pretty boring. We'll never have a colorful conversation."

Charlie S.

"I hate daylight saving time."

Charlie S.

"As the sun sets, I'll be invading your space."

Charlie S.

"As you only reflect the color spectrum, you'll find me quite absorbing."

Charlie S.

"Do I know you? I'm drawing a blank."

Charlie S.

"Come on - get Back in Black!"

Audiowriter - Indiana

When I asked Clayton "how many idiots does it take to screw in a bulb", he got mad and just left me dark.

Ron - Mpls

WOW, what a kiss, I completely blacked out after touching your lips.

Alucard - Transylvania

Whether we are dim or bright, WATT'S the difference?

Ron - Mpls

I'm just here hiding from Chuck Norris, he's trying to beat me up cause I got too close to him.

Alucard - Transylvania

"Take a walk to the wild side."

S. Detwiler - Pittsburgh, PA

"Trust me, you don't want to see me in the light."

S. Detwiler - Pittsburgh, PA

Come over to the Dark Side, Princess Leia.

Quark - Deep South

I heard you were bright, but now that I see you...... WOW!

Quark - Deep South

Say the secret word and I'll let you in.

Quark - Deep South

I like you but I'm worried about this gray area between us..

Sredni in MO

I'd ask you to dance but I'm kind of a Wall Flower

Sredni in MO

My favorite song is "White Room" - I'm hoping yours is "Paint It Black"

Sredni in MO

"Let's not put up more walls between us."

edberger - ny, ny

"Let's get together and make 50 shades of gray."

Dwindle Sitinsulk - Vermont

"Sweetie, come into my darkroom and we'll see what develops."

David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA

"Sorry lady, I can't go out with you...I'm a miner."

David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA

"Honey, sorry about taking my chimney sweep job home with me."

David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA

"Well, decide if you'll marry me. Don't keep me in the dark."

David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA

"Hi Dawn."

Cary Antebi - Brooklyn, NY

"You light-up my life!"

marvin sager - rockville, md

"We're meant to be...the shadows knows!"

James Reardon - North Hollywood, CA

"Actually, I used to be much brighter. I was so bright, my parents called me 'Son'!!!"

chazzer - IL

Is there something you're not telling me?...You have a pregnant glow about you.

James Reardon - North Hollywood, CA

"I don't know why we're so right for each other. We're so different -- it's like we were drawn with different pens -- and even on different paper!!!"

chazzer - IL

"Babe, I gotta tell you, ya look really silly with all of that sunblock caked on. Me? I'm gonna have a sweet-lookin' tan."

chazzer - Congrats Teresa Dominici - IL

"Wanna see the dark side of my moon?"

Audiowriter - Indiana

"As you can now see, the light in the fridge does turn off when you close the door."

drewberger - ny, ny

we will settle the difference at sundown.

little chipper

shine a little light on the subject.

little chipper

I'm a shadow without a doubt.

little chipper

I'm in the dark because I'm dressing,you turkey.

little chipper

The 51st shade of gray is right around the corner.

little chipper

"Can I interest you in 50 shades of gray?"

edberger - ny, ny

"Once you go black - you never go back!"

Audiowriter - Indiana

You're the yin to my yang.

S Hunt - Norton, VA

Apparently you have nothing to hide.

S Hunt - Norton, VA

"What could go wrong, except maybe our children will be invisible."

mmrachel - NY, NY

"Who's bright idea was it to set us up?"

mmrachel - NY, NY

"Lucy, come over to the dark side."

mmrachel - NY, NY

I'm just a pigment of your imagination.

oakmoss

Everybody tells me I'm too negative..what do you think?

Mark Fagan - Gallatin, TN

You light up my life...

Tom W - Lutherville Md

You really need to lighten up...

Tom W - Lutherville Md

"I'd love to eclipse you."

mmrachel - NY, NY

"What makes you think we're different than night and day?"

mmrachel - NY, NY

When the lights go out... I'll be all over you...

Tom W - Lutherville Md

"So what if we are as different as day and night? They say opposites attract."

Frank Monaco - Coconut Creek, Florida

Your right... I am totally in the dark about everything

Tom W - Lutherville Md

I can see the light..

Tom W - Lutherville Md

What a sweet job! I'm Or you're E and we're just waiting on O to finish this cookie.

Dreamer

"I hope you like partial eclipses 'cause I'm partial to you!"

Michael Kuypers - Washington Twp., MI

I'll have a shot of Johnny Walker Black and my wife will have a White Russian.

Greg Santora - NYC

I know I'm just a black pawn and you're a white queen, but I have high hopes of becoming a king one day.

Greg Santora - NYC

Hi, Ivory, I'm Ebony.

Greg Santora - NYC

C'mon baby, come over here and we can make 50 shades of grey.

Greg Santora - NYC

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