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"For this film, I hope the director doesn't cast the first stone."

Charlie S.

Kad je sljedeca bitka ?🤔

Dayana - Budva

"Those miners are never satisfied - they're picketing us again."

Charlie S.

"Me? Mick Jagger? How old do you think I am?"

Michael Kuypers - Washington Twp., MI

"That's the problem with you meteorites. You're always dropping in unexpectedly."

Michael Kuypers - Washington Twp., MI

"I'm gonna be a paperweight -- just as soon as someone invents paper."

Michael Kuypers - washington Twp., MI

We will Rock You - like a Hurricane...

Audiowriter - Indiana

"I see they rejected you for Easter Island too."

Cary Antebi - Brooklyn, NY

"I've got a new fitness trainer; she's promised to chisel me."

Charlie S.

Is that a fossil on your head or are you just glad to see me?

George M - Nashville

"I'm going to complain to the landlord - this dirt floor sucks."

Charlie S.

"Clonehenge?

Thomas - Hortonville, WI

"I heard I'm getting axed by the mining company - actually pick axed."

Charlie S.

"Oh yea, even after a million years it's still as hard as a rock!"

Audiowriter - Indiana

Have you met Sheila? She's a real rock around the clock, if you know what I mean.

PJ Ho - Pitsburgh PA

"I'd like to lay down roots here, but the grass beat me to it."

Charlie S.

"Don't be so hard-headed, Phil will update us when he has something to say."

JOE SEITZ - PHILA PA

"I like to ROCK!!!

Audiowriter - Indiana

Need a drink, or do you just look "stone cold" sober?

Marvin Sager - Rockville, MD

"Avalanche at 3pm, pass it on."

edberger - ny, ny

"We should have hired a real artist; the wind takes forever to sculpt."

Charlie S.

I will dull the scissors and will pound through the paper, so we all know who is the toughest, don't we!

N B Flair - Wooosville

Once the inevitable happens and the humans nuke the planet, we'll be free of this place.

Zenji

"Well, you know what they say... The grass is always greener on the underside."

Michael Kuypers - Washington Twp., MI

"Momma was a rock. Papa was a rolling stone. I'm the product of a hit-and-run."

Michael Kuypers - Washington Twp., MI

"I see you've met the lawnmower."

Michael Kuypers - Washington Twp., MI

"I'm sorry, but we can no longer use your services as a fulcrum. You're too unbalanced."

Michael Kuypers - Washington Twp., MI

"Can I bounce some ideas off of you?"

Michael Kuypers - Washington Twp., MI

i love you

mariami - Georgia

Hey doc you got anything to help me get back to petrified wood?

Jim D - Avon, IN

"I'm fake and sitting on some house keys."

Charlie S.

Cheer up. In 100 million years we'll have as many visitors as the Grand Tetons.

Bud - Maine USA

"Well, what did you expect?...Of course I'm stoned!

Cary Antebi - Brooklyn, NY

"I guess where at a stalemate since neither one of us is a paper or a scissors."

Cary Antebi - Brooklyn, NY

"I guess where at a stalemate since neither one of us is a rock or a scissors."

Cary Antebi - Brooklyn, NY

"I don't know...YOU may be shorter than me in a million years or two."

Len M - New England

"If you sing 'We Will Rock You' one more time..."

drewberger - ny, ny

"We must be the cheapest tombstones in the cemetery."

Charlie S.

My marriage in on he rocks

nesey

I have an awesome resume!! Hopscotch, skipping, pet rock. Shall I go on?

nesey

Sure rocks are famous ! Your got Rockey and The Rock

nesey - Tx

"It's not me; miners have caused our break-up."

Charlie S.

"Don't get overly sedimental on me."

edberger - ny, ny

"What she needs is a boulder to cry on."

Low Hian Cheng - Singapore

"I've been in this rock garden for thousands of years and it still hasn't grown on me."

Charlie S.

Forget about breaking wind; let's break some glass."

Charlie S.

I didn't fart... It was an earthquake...

Tom W - Lutherville Md

Yes my mom spat me out. She was a volcano...

Tom W - Lutherville Md

Its a rock opera...

Tom W - Lutherville Md

Your so hard headed...

Tom W - Lutherville Md

If I look like crap... Whats that say about you

Tom W - Lutherville Md

"If I may be a little 'boulder' -- I'm Rocky Too!!!"

chazzer - IL

"Yes, I'm worried about the prediction of an imminent earthquake. You, however, don't seem to grasp the gravity of the situation."

Charlie S.

"We both come from musical families so rock on!"

Charlie S.

"You look stoned... do I?"

Audiowriter - Indiana

You always look stone-faced. Maybe you should try loosening up a little.

Gayle - IL

Did you hear about Carl? The Paper got him.

PJ Ho - Pittsburgh, PA

"Look again! You sure there's not a bear in there? I've been tasting 'Kodiak' all day."

JOE SEITZ - PHILA PA

"...and the punch line is 'if you have the crevice I have the stalagmite'."

JOE SEITZ - PHILA PA

"This cartoon has been up about as long as we've been around and probably will be long after we're dust in the wind."

Steve K.

"Don't make me bring out the paper."

drewberger - ny, ny

Just an update: Nothing has changed from my last post except we have an angel working on the site to see if she can get it up and running with another host. She has lots of loose ends to try to find and put together, so it may take a while, assuming it can be done at all. –Still can't get into the backside of the page to make any changes. I check it everyday. As soon as I can, I will. In the mean time, we're all stuck with this cartoon. Sorry about that.

Phil - Florida

"We've been on this hill forever. I'm so old I can remember the time when The Funny Pages Website actually worked."

Steve K.

"Old age has eroded my edge."

Teresa Dominici

You are a boulder that thinks you're a jock, as tough as they get you're a lock, but you're just getting old, you're not a 'Stone Cold', face it you're only a brittle rock.

Mr Limerick - Still Out There

You sound fairly mean Mr. Rockhead, your language is getting tougher and boulder!

Ron - Mpls

You're doing all right but you still complain. Look at all the things you take for granite.

Zenji

"Excuse me Mister 'I'm not a rolling stone', but I'm gathering moss over here."

edberger - ny, ny

"Move! I'm on a roll."

larry g. - Westchester, Calif.

"The only thing standing between us should be a hard place."

Reyna La Braina - L. A.

I swear it's a fissure and not a wrinkle.

Gayle - IL

"A heavy rain should wash all that dog poop off your head."

S. Detwiler - Pittsburgh, PA

"Wait til they crack you open and get to your gooey center."

S. Detwiler - Pittsburgh, PA

"You were not here millions of years. You dropped from Hawaii's volcano two days ago."

S. Detwiler - Pittsburgh, PA

"If they crack you open, they'll see you're hiding a T-Rex bone."

S. Detwiler - Pittsburgh, PA

"Don't get huffy with me. You're a lump of coal; get over it."

S. Detwiler - Pittsburgh, PA

She complains I take her for granite, but I have tried to be gneiss.

J. Boyd - Amarillo, Tx

"I am NOT stubborn, I'm sedimentary."

edberger - ny, ny

"How dare you take me for granite!"

lawrence walters - Westchester, Calif.

"I'm not having an affair, that Geologist just carbon-dated me."

edberger - ny, ny

"Of course I have rocks for brains."

edberger - ny, ny

"I'm telling you, a glacier deposited me here."

edberger - ny, ny

I keep telling my wife she already looks great, but she's with her friends in the rock tumbler again.

PJ Ho - Pittsburgh, PA

"I beg your pardon. I never promised you a rock garden."

Michael Kuypers - Washington Twp., MI

"I'm running late. What time is the next landslide?"

Michael Kuypers - Washington Twp., MI

"It's better for us to never become well rounded - those guys are more likely to get rolled."

Teresa Dominici

Chicks go for the chiseled look...

Sredni in MO

I was part of Washington's nose - you?

Sredni in MO

Your looking thinner - have you been eroding?

Sredni in MO

Look out! I'm sliding at an inch per eon!! Save yourself!

Sredni in MO

You look marbelous!

Sredni in MO (Hi Phil and all)

My cousin Blarney gets all the love!

PJ Ho - Pittsburgh, PA

Is there a facebook page or alternative site to check for updates when/if the site goes dark again?

concerned - comic fan

"Dang it! I keep sitting on my pebbles!"

Audiowriter - Indiana

"Remember the other day when I kept leaking sand? Well, it wasn't kidney stones after all, I just had diarrhea."

Audiowriter - Indiana

"How can they tell that it's a kidney stone?"

Audiowriter - Indiana

I'm as hard as a rock!

Audiowriter - Indiana

Wanna make a Stonehenge?

Audiowriter - Indiana

The paleontologist used us to confirm that in the case of fossilized dinosaur nuts, the right one is always bigger.

Zenji

Well i hope you get moss where the sun doesn't shine.

Jim D - Avon, IN

I turned to lava when she kissed me.

Jim D - Avon, IN (Glad you are ok!

You are either a rock and/or a hard place, so don't make a move on me. To Phil Ryder: Please keep this site open, as I need the entertainment.

marvin sager - rockville, md

We visited the Rock of Gibraltar, Plymouth Rock, and the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame when we were gone but it sure is great to be back home again.

Gayle- formally known as Dreamer - IL

I don't want to gather moss any more.

J. Boyd - Amarillo, Tx - Phil contact me for some hints

"Ever since I moved to Colorado I'm always stoned."

Charlie S.

"I can't be in your band - I'm not musical and I don't roll."

Charlie S.

"That earthquake is always trying to get his rocks off."

Charlie S.

"Okay, you ask her out. After all, you're much boulder than I am."

Charlie S.

"We're here to test the new concept of an open air Hard Rock Cafe."

Charlie S.

So glad the site is back up and running!!

We Missed You - Phil

"My wife says she wouldn't trust me as far as she could throw me."

Michael Kuypers - Washington Twp., MI

"My brother's the original Jailhouse Rock. He's doing a billion years."

Michael Kuypers - Washington Twp., MI

"Don't bother turning around. I've seen your 'moon rock' impression."

Michael Kuypers - Washington Twp., MI

Sorry about the sudden shut-down of this site. I honestly don't know if it will be back up like it's supposed to be again or not. The company that hosts this site (addr. com) went completely dark for a while. I have no idea why. All I know is that there is no way to contact them. All of their phone lines are disconnected, their chat doesn't work, and they don't respond to email. That's actually been the case for some time now. Their site came back on line a few weeks ago, but it's still a massive fail. They claim to be working on the problem (according to a banner on their site). –I would change hosts, but I am pretty much HTML illiterate when it comes to the code that allows the captions to automatically post and be voted on. The person that set it up for me originally is on to other things and doesn't mess with HTML code anymore. As a result, changing hosts would be pretty useless. –Also, the site may appear to function from the front end, but I still can't get into the back end of the site to change anything. Feel free to post as much as you want, as long as it works for you. If and when I can get into the back end of the site to change it once a week, I will. –One more thing. My email doesn't work. Sorry if any of you tried to contact me. I'll let everyone know when and if that starts working too.

Phil Ryder - Somewhere in Florida

So, you're the original Rock A Billy?

S Hunt - Norton, VA

Test

Michael Kuypers - Washington Twp., MI

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