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"I told you that trying out for the Boston Symphony was a bad idea."
Steve K. | |
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Remember with great power comes great notability. So don’t make me sound bad.
Jim D - Indy, IN | |
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My worse gig? Being hooked up to an accordion. You?
Jim D - Indy, IN | |
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Hook me up to an espresso machine and I get really amped
Jim D - Indy, IN | |
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Actually I enjoy listening to Mozart to relax.
Jim D - Indy, IN | |
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Well that settles it, he stinks at playing air guitar too.
Jim D - Indy, IN (Congrats Zenji!) | |
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"You shouldn't let that rocker disrespect you. Everytime you're together, he ends up giving you the finger."
Teresa Dominici | |
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"....and then I told that pesty drum to beat it."
Teresa Dominici | |
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"Was that your brother Pete Townshend just smashed to bits?"
Michael Kuypers - Shelby Twp., MI | |
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"I just went out with an acoustic guitar, but we really didn't connect."
Cary Antebi - Brooklyn, NY | |
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You seem to be strung a little tight tonight.
M Hasz - Cromwell, Ct | |
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"I was a tweeter long before Twitter existed."
Cary Antebi - Brooklyn, NY | |
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I get first pick.
wildon | |
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"You're so sensitive. It's not you they're booing; it's those singers."
S. Detwiler - Pittsburgh, PA | |
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"We need to end this. Every time we've hooked up there's been absolutely no electricity between us."
Steve K. | |
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"Yes sir, Jeeves here. You twang???"
chazzer - Yay Brandi! -- MO | |
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"Yes, I saw 'This is Spinal Tap' and, NO, I don't go up to 11!"
edberger - ny, ny | |
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Next time I'll stick with the keyboard - it gives my act a better plug.
CWS | |
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You and I seem to always be in dis-chord.
CWS | |
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"Fans shouldn't blame me, I'm just the messenger."
Teresa Dominici | |
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"Fyi...Go unplugged if you're going out in the rain."
S. Detwiler - Pittsburgh, PA | |
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"Okay, maybe the church picnic wasn't the best place to 'kick out the jams.'"
Michael Kuypers - Shelby Twp., MI | |
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"I'm not turned on, are you?"
Reyna La Braina - L.A. | |
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Just remember, without me you'de sound just like a ukulele
val - ingleside | |
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With that twang I know exactly where you're from.
val - ingleside | |
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"You need to learn to take notes, Dude!"
Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC | |
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"Well you look strung out to me!"
Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC | |
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"It's nothing. Don't fret about it."
Dennis Silver - Asheville, NC | |
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"SHOUTING? WHO'S SHOUTING?"
Michael Kuypers - Shelby Twp., MI | |
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"The only thing that guy can pick is his nose."
Joan Nesmith - Baudette, MN | |
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"What music? You sound like a 'Fender' bender."
Brandi A. - TX / The Chicken Fried State | |
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"Be careful. Those 4th graders got PB&J all over your strings again."
S. Detwiler - Pittsburgh, PA | |
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"No! No! We don't play polka music."
S. Detwiler - Pittsburgh, PA | |
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"Remember, it’s not over till the fat lady sings."
S. Detwiler - Pittsburgh, PA | |
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Ok Pick Breath, The difference between a chain saw and you is that the chain saw has a greater dynamic range.
Ron B - Mpls | |
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So Slash said to Axl, look at that dog over there with one eye. Axl covered his eye and said "Where?"
Ron B - Mpls | |
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That's right, the drummer moved to L.A. because it was easier to spell.
Ron B - Mpls | |
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So David Lee Roth gives Van Halen a tall guitar and says to Eddie "Pick on someone your own size"
E Clapton - Guitarsville | |
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Yeah, and that Keith Richards is so skinny that he has to run around in the shower to get wet!
Ron B - Mpls | |
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I don't appreciate your tone!
Sredni in MO | |
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I said we needed to try some new "chords" not "cords"!
Sredni in MO | |
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That wah-wah is such a crybaby!
Sredni in MO | |
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You fret too much...
Sredni in MO | |
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Is that your best pickup line?
Sredni in MO | |
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"I'm tired of being called an old fart - we need to go wireless."
Charlie S. | |
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"I don't get into relationships with strings attached."
Charlie S. | |
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"We'll call this set the case of the missing case."
Charlie S. | |
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"When that acoustic band talked you into joining, they were really playing you."
Charlie S. | |
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"Without Eric Clapton, you're nothing."
Charlie S. | |
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Dude, pick a key!
J Boyd - Amarillo, Tx | |
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Steve Rock - Ludington, Mi.
rustem - kayakýran | |
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"You might want to consider taking lessons."
rustem - kayakýran | |
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ire a girl with p
rustem - kayakýran | |
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"You might want to consider taking lessons."
edberger - ny, ny | |
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"Before you start your heavy metal, you might want to know I'm rated for 15 watts."
mmrachel - New York, NY | |
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"Err, pal...that's a male jack back there."
mmrachel - New York, NY | |
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"It was a dull concert, then she broke her 'G' string"
wildon | |
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I admire a girl with pluck.
wildon | |
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Violin won't go out with you because she already has a beau.
I wish I had minions | |
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Take it easy tonight; I have laryngitis.
I wish I had minions | |
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I don't like heavy metal; can you play Bach?
I wish I had minions | |
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We're ready, where's the guitarist?
timothy busam - cary,nc | |
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You pluck that magic twanger one more time and I'll explode. timothy busam - cary,nc | |
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"No Pete Townsend imitations."
edberger - ny, ny | |
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...I didn't ask for your input!
Chopper - Melrose MA | |
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"Thanks to you, I'm ohmless!"
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA | |
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" If it was up to me, I'd beat you silly with a mute switch!"
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA | |
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"Don't tell me, you must be that actor: Blare Under Wood!"
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA | |
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"I'm closed for business. Didn't you get my tweet?"
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA | |
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"Hey! There's more distortion coming out of you than heard at a Republican political rally!"
David Winger - Woodland Hills, CA | |
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I just make it louder, not better.
J Boyd - Amarillo, Tx | |
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You've really got a hold on me.
Sandy H - Norton, VA | |
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I'm so electrifying!
Sandy H - Norton, VA | |
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"Can you keep your solos down to five minutes tonight? I'm having a splitting Headache."
mmrachel - New York, NY | |
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"Of couse, I'm just repeating you. Hello! That's my job!"
Frank Monaco - Coconut Creek, FL. | |
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I'll pick on you if you play too loud.
Steve Rock - Ludington, Mi. | |
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I am totally plugged into the night life around here.
sassy - captionland | |
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Let's go have a blast
sassy - captionland | |
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I am wired for sound Dude!
sassy - captionland | |
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I am sooo AMPED up for tonights gig!
sassy - captionland | |
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CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?????
sassy - captionland |
